Erotic Vancouver’s Hot Sexy Events Listings
As regular readers of EV know we truly believe that Vancouver is Oh Fun City! We don’t subscribe to the cynical view that Vancouver’s nightlife is dead, or that there’s nothing going on out there – and we don’t simply mean on Vancouver’s sexier side either – there are plays, music shows and other great events happening all over the city to hold a person’s interest.
If you know of something you think our readers might be interested, and particularly if it’s a hot sexy event of the type you might find listed in Oh Fun City! please be sure to let us know in a comment below.
Monday, March 10th
This Ain’t Yo Mumma’s Bingo
Where: The Pint, 455 Abbot Street, Vancouver
This Ain’t Yo Mumma’s Bingo aka Dirty Bingo, is a twist on the classic pastime and has everybody getting in on the action. Expect your hosts to be scantily clad and calling for words like “Moist” “Taint” and “Porno” instead of boring ol “Bingo”. To add to the evenings entertainment, they’ve thrown in “magic balls” and when one is drawn, funny, silly and sexy things happen that could win you prizes and free drinks! Snag a table at 8:30pm. Games begin around 9pm!
There are plenty of great prizes, from those donated by small local merchants, to local burlesque troupes, to the Vancouver Canucks and more! So join hosts Villainy Loveless and Just Call Her Heather each and every Monday night to get in on the dirty, dirty fun.
Wednesday, March 12th
The Catnip Club
Where: Panchos, 10768 King George Highway, Surrey
When: Doors 9pm Show 10pm
Vancouver’s Kitty Nights may be the most infamous burlesque show in Canada, but host The Purrrfessor and frontwoman Burgundy Brixx know that the burbs need culture too – and so they’ve createed The Catnip Club, Surrey’s own burlesque night.
This Wednesday join them as they welcome to the stage the talents of Lydia DeCarllo, Ariel Helvetica, and Villainy Loveless, plus sassy stage kitten Mz. Fortune.
Just $5 at the door, and you can call ahead to reserve a prime table. If you can’t make it out this Wednesday mark your calendar for March 26th when they do it once again!
Thursday, March 13th
Where: BCMP Vapor Lounge, 307 W. Hastings, Vancouver
A much is a gathering of those into the BDSM lifestyle, or just those curious about it, to talk over food and drink about their interests. Well this munch is a little different, in that the talk will take place over smoke, or rather “vape” as we hear that’s the way the cool kids take their weed these days.
The lounge is located directly above Cannabis Culture Headquarters on Hastings, and the door to it is located between the entrances to CCHQ and the New Amsterdam Cafe. Once in the lounge look for a table with a white 8.5/11″ sign on it saying “MARKUS.”
Cost to attend is $5 hour/person. (This fee is charged by the lounge, not the munch runner.) This cost includes the use of in house bong or volcano.
To attend you MUST RSVP, and attendance will be limited to the first 15 people who do.
Please note that in order to view the details via the link below you must have a free Fetlife membership. Fetlife is the kinksters social network, Facebook for fetishists, as it were.
Babes of Burlesque “March Madness”
Where: Falconettis, 1812 Commercial Drive, Vancouver
When: Doors 8:30pm Show soon after
Well it’s that time of year where everyone is getting a little stir crazy waiting for the transition from winter to spring (though let’s be honest, we have been super lucky). Days are getting longer, weather warmer and we gain an hour of daylight. We all simply go a little mad.
And that is why ladies and gentlemen, Falconettis brings you their March edition of Babes of Burlesque…March MADness!
Join hosts Angie MzBhaven Balbon on this trip down the rabbit hole, along with established talents Pocket Venus and Dolly Dynamite E. Plus welcome burlesque newcomer Vickey Veil! All of this is accompanied by the live music of the Babes house band Return of the Stern.
Rain or shine, with a talent pool like that where else would you want to be?
Friday, March 14th
T.F.I.F. Meet & Greet
Where: Club Allure, address available to attendees
Lower mainland swingers club Allure opens it’s doors this Friday night for a night tamer than their usual swing parties, making it the perfect opportunity for those curious about the lifestyle but wanting to just dip their toes their first time to check it out. It’s a great way for those new to Allure or the Lifestyle to come and check out what Club Allure has to offer. It’s also good way for first time visitors to get the paper work out of the way before attending a party.
Tours will be given between 8-9:30pm for those new to the facility, and after that you can hit “The Inferno” where the tunes will be playing all night.
Saturday, March 15th
Where: Chapel Arts, 304 Dunlevy, Vancouver
Vancouver’s once a month fetish night is doing it’s second every Fetish Swap Meet this Saturday night.
From 9:00-10:30pm their upstairs dance floor, the Rectory, turns into a marketplace .
Got something you’ll simply never wear again, but still has plenty of sex appeal left in it? Here’s your chance to sell it for a few bucks, or perhaps to trade it for something new!
Come 10:30pm the market place closes, although there will still be a half dozen vendors on hand all night for late comers who might want to get some kinky shopping done.
After loads of positive feedback after NOIR’s religious themed party in February they’re happy to welcome back VJ Mediavictim to supply kinky visuals for the party. And of course you can expect all of the usual NOIR staples of two dance floors, the front and centre dungeon space, the separate bondage suspension station in the bar room, and more!
Come find out why attendees describe NOIR at Chapel Arts as being like a giant kinky and intimate house party!
Kink at Gorg
Where: Location, address,
When: 2:00am-late late late (Sunday morning)
Yeah, we know that technically this is Sunday, but if you’re going out to this your Saturday night hasn’t ended yet so we’re listing it here.
The Kink community attempts a take over of infamous after hours Gorgomish this weekend. For those in kink wear cover is $15 for men, and women in kink attire get in free. So if you’re looking to keep the kinky vibe going after NOIR Fetish Ball, or you’re looking to start your evening late but still looking for some kinky fun this might be the place for you.
Please do be aware that the venue is also still open to other attendees, and that it is right off the Granville Strip. First priority for entrance will be given to those in fetish wear, though, so if enough kinksters show up the regular Granville Street crowd might find themselves in the minority!
Sunday, March 16th
The Final Member
Where: The Rio Theatre, address,
The Rio Theatre and Films We Like are pleased to present the documentary The Final Member for this exclusive Vancouver engagement. It’s a critically acclaimed and hilarious film which chronicles the quest of the world’s only penis museum for one last… endowment.
That’s it for another week’s worth of great events! Looking ahead a couple of weeks we’d like to turn our attention to an event that’s a little further a field – Domlander in Victoria.
Domlander is an absolutely amazing event, and one of EV editor Reive Doig’s favorite unusual events of the year. Inspired by the movie Zoolander it’s a mash up of talent show and leather contest, a kink event that certainly doesn’t take itself too seriously!
We could try to explain it in more detail, but really, you need to check out their website to get just a small idea of how seriously fun and funny this amazing night will be! British Columbia’s Largest Fetish Farce Competition is a must attend for anyone who has a kink for comedy!