Oh Fun City! March 10th-16th

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March 10, 2014 at 4:37 pm  •  Posted in Hot Sexy Events, Local Events by  •  0 Comments

Erotic Vancouver’s Hot Sexy Events Listings

 

As regular readers of EV know we truly believe that Vancouver is Oh Fun City! We don’t subscribe to the cynical view that Vancouver’s nightlife is dead, or that there’s nothing going on out there – and we don’t simply mean on Vancouver’s sexier side either – there are plays, music shows and other great events happening all over the city to hold a person’s interest.

If you know of something you think our readers might be interested, and particularly if it’s a hot sexy event of the type you might find listed in Oh Fun City! please be sure to let us know in a comment below.

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Monday, March 10th

This ain't yo mumma's bingoThis Ain’t Yo Mumma’s Bingo

Where: The Pint, 455 Abbot Street, Vancouver
When: 9:00pm-midnight

This Ain’t Yo Mumma’s Bingo aka Dirty Bingois a twist on the classic pastime and has everybody getting in on the action. Expect your hosts to be scantily clad and calling for words like “Moist” “Taint” and “Porno” instead of boring ol “Bingo”. To add to the evenings entertainment, they’ve thrown in “magic balls” and when one is drawn, funny, silly and sexy things happen that could win you prizes and free drinks! Snag a table at 8:30pm. Games begin around 9pm!

There are plenty of great prizes, from those donated by small local merchants, to local burlesque troupes, to the Vancouver Canucks and more! So join hosts Villainy Loveless and Just Call Her Heather each and every Monday night to get in on the dirty, dirty fun.

Details on Facebook

 

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Wednesday, March 12th

March 12 Catnip ClubThe Catnip Club

Where: Panchos, 10768 King George Highway, Surrey
When: Doors 9pm  Show 10pm

Vancouver’s Kitty Nights may be the most infamous burlesque show in Canada, but host The Purrrfessor and frontwoman Burgundy Brixx know that the burbs need culture too – and so they’ve createed The Catnip Club, Surrey’s own burlesque night.

This Wednesday join them as they welcome to the stage the talents of Lydia DeCarlloAriel Helvetica, and Villainy Loveless, plus sassy stage kitten Mz. Fortune.

Just $5 at the door, and you can call ahead to reserve a prime table. If you can’t make it out this Wednesday mark your calendar for March 26th when they do it once again!

Details on Facebook

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Thursday, March 13th

BC Marijuana Party logo420 Munch

Where: BCMP Vapor Lounge, 307 W. Hastings, Vancouver
When: 7:00pm-9:00pm

A much is a gathering of those into the BDSM lifestyle, or just those curious about it, to talk over food and drink about their interests. Well this munch is a little different, in that the talk will take place over smoke, or rather “vape” as we hear that’s the way the cool kids take their weed these days.

The lounge is located directly above Cannabis Culture Headquarters on Hastings, and the door to it is located between the entrances to CCHQ and the New Amsterdam Cafe. Once in the lounge look for a table with a white 8.5/11″ sign on it saying “MARKUS.”

Cost to attend is $5 hour/person. (This fee is charged by the lounge, not the munch runner.) This cost includes the use of in house bong or volcano.

To attend you MUST RSVP, and attendance will be limited to the first 15 people who do.

Please note that in order to view the details via the link below you must have a free Fetlife membership. Fetlife is the kinksters social network, Facebook for fetishists, as it were.

Details on Fetlife

 

March 13 Babes of BurlesqueBabes of Burlesque “March Madness”

Where: Falconettis, 1812 Commercial Drive, Vancouver
When: Doors 8:30pm  Show soon after

Well it’s that time of year where everyone is getting a little stir crazy waiting for the transition from winter to spring (though let’s be honest, we have been super lucky). Days are getting longer, weather warmer and we gain an hour of daylight. We all simply go a little mad.

And that is why ladies and gentlemen, Falconettis brings you their March edition of Babes of Burlesque…March MADness!

Join hosts Angie MzBhaven Balbon on this trip down the rabbit hole, along with established talents Pocket Venus and Dolly Dynamite E. Plus welcome burlesque newcomer Vickey Veil! All of this is accompanied by the live music of the Babes house band Return of the Stern.

Rain or shine, with a talent pool like that where else would you want to be?

Details on Facebook

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Friday, March 14th

AllureT.F.I.F. Meet & Greet

Where: Club Allure, address available to attendees
When: 8:00pm-1:00am

Lower mainland swingers club Allure opens it’s doors this Friday night for a night tamer than their usual swing parties, making it the perfect opportunity for those curious about the lifestyle but wanting to just dip their toes their first time to check it out. It’s a great way for those new to Allure or the Lifestyle to come and check out what Club Allure has to offer. It’s also good way for first time visitors to get the paper work out of the way before attending a party.

Tours will be given between 8-9:30pm for those new to the facility, and after that you can hit “The Inferno” where the tunes will be playing all night.

Details on Allure website

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Saturday, March 15th

February 2014NOIR Fetish Ball with Fetish Swap Meet

Where: Chapel Arts, 304 Dunlevy, Vancouver
When: 9:00pm-2:00am

Vancouver’s once a month fetish night is doing it’s second every Fetish Swap Meet this Saturday night.

From 9:00-10:30pm their upstairs dance floor, the Rectory, turns into a marketplace .

Got something you’ll simply never wear again, but still has plenty of sex appeal left in it? Here’s your chance to sell it for a few bucks, or perhaps to trade it for something new!

Come 10:30pm the market place closes, although there will still be a half dozen vendors on hand all night for late comers who might want to get some kinky shopping done.

After loads of positive feedback after NOIR’s religious themed party in February they’re happy to welcome back VJ Mediavictim to supply kinky visuals for the party. And of course you can expect all of the usual NOIR staples of two dance floors, the front and centre dungeon space, the separate bondage suspension station in the bar room, and more!

Come find out why attendees describe NOIR at Chapel Arts as being like a giant kinky and intimate house party!

Details on Facebook

 

glogo_redKink at Gorg

Where: Location, address,
When: 2:00am-late late late (Sunday morning)

Yeah, we know that technically this is Sunday, but if you’re going out to this your Saturday night hasn’t ended yet so we’re listing it here.

The Kink community attempts a take over of infamous after hours Gorgomish this weekend. For those in kink wear cover is $15 for men, and women in kink attire get in free. So if you’re looking to keep the kinky vibe going after NOIR Fetish Ball, or you’re looking to start your evening late but still looking for some kinky fun this might be the place for you.

Please do be aware that the venue is also still open to other attendees, and that it is right off the Granville Strip. First priority for entrance will be given to those in fetish wear, though, so if enough kinksters show up the regular Granville Street crowd might find themselves in the minority!

Details on Facebook

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Sunday, March 16th

March 16 The Final MemberThe Final Member

Where: The Rio Theatre, address,
When: 7:00-10:00pm

The Rio Theatre and Films We Like are pleased to present the documentary The Final Member for this exclusive Vancouver engagement. It’s a critically acclaimed and hilarious film which chronicles the quest of the world’s only penis museum for one last… endowment.

“Thirty miles from the Arctic Circle, in the northern Icelandic town of Husavik, stands the Icelandic Phallological Museum – the world’s only Penis museum. Over 40 years, the founder and curator has collected every specimen from every mammal except for one elusive penis needed to complete his collection: The Human Specimen. The film follows the curator’s incredible, sublimely comic, often shocking quest to complete his eccentric collection, and the two intrepid men who have raised their hands to be the first human donor.”
The Final Member also plays Monday and Tuesday,  March 17-18.

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Looking Ahead

That’s it for another week’s worth of great events! Looking ahead a couple of weeks we’d like to turn our attention to an event that’s a little further a field – Domlander in Victoria.

Domlander is an absolutely amazing event, and one of EV editor Reive Doig’s favorite unusual events of the year. Inspired by the movie Zoolander it’s a mash up of talent show and leather contest, a kink event that certainly doesn’t take itself too seriously!

We could try to explain it in more detail, but really, you need to check out their website to get just a small idea of how seriously fun and funny this amazing night will be! British Columbia’s Largest Fetish Farce Competition is a must attend for anyone who has a kink for comedy!

Domlander Details

 

 

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