Oh Fun City! January 13-19

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To start off our second edition of Oh Fun City! Erotic Vancouver is very happy to be able to announce the winners of our first ‘Oh Fun City! Awards‘ honouring the best events of 2013!

The 2013 Oh Fun City! Award goes to the Geekenders‘ production Star Wars: A Nude Hope.
4 sold out shows at the Rio theatre, more people aware of nerdlesque in Vancouver than ever before as a result, and a whole lot of folks who weren’t into burlesque now are. If you haven’t checked out a Geekenders’ production before don’t waste any more time before you do. You’ll find details on A Nightmare After Christmas, which is happening on Saturday, January 18th, below in this column.

The Oh Funny City! Award, honouring the most unexpectedly funny and sexy event of the year (really, very unexpected!) goes to Tyler James Nicol ‘s Science Factions show. Combining Burlesque, comedy, and actual to goodness science, this wasn’t just one of the funniest and sexiest show of 2013, it was also the most informative. It truly proved that smart is sexy!

We’ll have details on his next production, a sequel of sorts, Fiction Factions in an upcoming Oh Fun City!

Full details on how we chose our winners, reviews of the show, and details on upcoming not to miss productions from these producers can be found later this week in Erotic Vancouver Magazine.

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Monday, January 13

This ain't yo mumma's bingoThis Ain’t Yo Mumma’s Bingo

Where: The Pint, 455 Abbot Street, Vancouver
When: 9:00pm-midnight

This year, This Ain’t Yo Mumma’s Bingo promises to bring you better, dirtier bingo than ever before, the kind of dirty bingo you deserve! So join the bawdy babes you’ve grown to love, adore and have wet dreams about, your hosts, Villainy Loveless and Just Call Her Heather every Monday night downstairs at The Pint!

The show comes promoters offer the following warning: Do not attend if you don’t want to start your week off right, don’t like to have fun, don’t like a great deal or have recently been diagnosed with a bad sense of humour.

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Tuesday, January 14

Portland-craft-signPoly 101 Pub Night

Where: Portland Craft, 3835 Main Street, Vancouver
When: 7:30pm-late

Poly 101 is a group of individuals exploring and enjoying the polyamory lifestyle who meet twice a month for discussions of interest to those looking to learn from the experiences of other poly individuals.

This isn’t one of those nights. Instead the pub night is a simple social gathering, a chance to simply spend time with fabulous people, simply enjoying the company and conversation.

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January 14 Tales from the StripBloody Betty’s Tales from the Strip

Where: No. 5 Orange, 205 Main Street, Vancouver
When: 8:30-11:00pm

For everyone who has ever complained at a burlesque show that the dancers don’t take it all off, this is the night for you!

Join local burlesque darlings and deviants alike as they dare to bare it all at the infamous No. 5 Orange. And expect the unexpected, because the night has been organized by none other than than Bloody Betty, Vancouver’s most infamous gorelesque performer! Blood, guts, the macabre, witness intimidation—we don’t know what’s on the program for Tuesday night, but we know some of those certainly are.

Joining Betty this evening are Lola Frost and Foxi Monoxide, and the evening is hosted by Jayme Daniel Black as “The Stripkeeper.”

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Wednesday, January 15

Art of Lovign LogoOmni-Orgasmic and Beyond! seminar

Where: The Art of Loving, 1819 W. 5th Avenue, Vancouver
When: Start time 7:30pm

Local sex shop The Art of Loving offers much more than the usual assortment of lube and lotions, ticklers and toys, they also offer regular sexuality seminars. Tuesday night they offer one up for those who seek to experience spiritual sexuality.

It is said that our sex life and sexuality is a reflection of how we live our life. If you are ready to enhance your knowledge, awareness and skills regarding your own sensual, erotic and orgasmic capacities and unite sexuality and spirituality, this workshop is for you! Bring a yoga mat and prepare to dive in to concepts and practices that will get you on the multi to omni-orgasmic path and beyond!

The evening will blend yoga/Taoist qigong practices and there will be some basic Taoist training on the above topic. Bring your yoga mat!

Tickets at The Art of Loving 

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Thursday, January 16

January 16 Elements of TeaseBurgundy Brixx’s Elements of Tease

Where: Vancouver Burlesque Centre, 124 W. 6th Avenue,
When: 7:30-9:00pm

Learn the basics and history of Classic Burlesque Striptease with Vancouver’s own burlesque legend, Burgundy Brixx in this 4 week coure running Thursdays January 16, 23, 30 and February 6.

A must for anyone who is interested in burlesque, this fun and informative four week course takes you through some of the rich and colorful history and heritage of the art form we call Burlesque as well as introducing you to all the basic building blocks of burlesque striptease including presence, poise, sensual movement, bumps and grinds and essential peeling techniques!

Tuition also includes informative printed materials and your very own pair of professional, tasseled burlesque PASTIES (yes, those tassels we wear on our boobs!) for the big finish of the last “titillating” lesson!

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FalconettisBabes of Burlesque –  New Year’s Resolutions

Where: Falconetti’s, 1812 Commercial Drive, Vancouver
When: 8:30pm-late

Well 2013 is history, and 2014 is a whole new year of sexy, sweet, and sassy promise! Join hostess Mz. B Haven as she welcomes to the Falconetti’s stage Chastity TwistMissy Anne, and the ravishing returning Diamond Minx.

For a new swing on the evenings music, the babes welcome a new resident music maestro, DJ Ole Fashion! Expect a tantalizing mix of 1920s, 30s and more. So join the gang to see 2014 in properly, even if it seems two weeks later than you’d planned to!

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Friday, January 17 (ongoing)

January 17 Night Circus AtlantisNight Circus Atlantis

Where: FanClub, 1050 Granville, Vancouver
When: 6:00pm-midnight

Regular readers of Erotic Vancouver will know that it takes something very special to entice us to list an event happening on the Granville Strip. A couple of Sin City parties were enough to get us to overlook our prejudices where Vancouver’s police state was concerned. Last Friday’s Tarantino Burlesque at FanClub not only warranted a listing, it was enough to entice EV’s editor onto Granville after dark.

And it looks like the folks at FanClub have done it again!

Music. Cirque. Burlesque. Theatre. Dance. Experience. That’s the tagline for this event, and, well, rather than try to paraphrase it, let’s just quote from the event’s write up “Night Circus is a pilot event that can only be described as an experience — an experience that features burlesque, circus, live music and theatre — and instead of it happening on the stage, it happens all around you throughout the room. To make things even more interesting, each guest is given a passport upon entry. This passport outlines an alias, character traits and a special mission for guests to play along if they choose. Think Tony & Tina’s wedding meets Cirque du Soleil with more than its share of sexy.”

It’s a show with high hopes. If it lives up to even half of them it’s a night that might just be able to change Erotic Vancouver’s view of Granville Street permanently.

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Saturday, January 18

January 18 GeekendersGeekenders: A Nightmare After Christmas

Where: The Cellar, 1006 Granville Street, Vancouver
When: 6:00-10:00pm

Fresh off the amazing success of their Star Wars: A Nude Hope (4 sold out shows at The Rio, rave reviews from around the world, and winner of Erotic Vancovuer’s Oh Fun City! Award for 2013) Geekenders returns to their nightclub roots at The Cellar for a Tim Burton inspired burlesque show and dance party, the story of Skellington Jack and his falling apart mat Sally!

Featuring eerie magic, music, belly-dancing, and burlesque performances by Aleister CraneJessica Mayhew, Riannaconda, Velvet Von Doff, and Busty Summers. And it’s all hosted by the amazing talents of Graeme Thompson and Trixie Hobbitses!

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noirlogo.whiteNOIR Fetish Ball Celebrates 1 Year at Chapel Arts

Where: Chapel Arts, 304 Dunlevy Street, Vancouver
When: 9:00pm-2:00am

NOIR Fetish Ball revitalized Vancouver’s fetish scene when it began in 2010, and many of the innovations they brought to nightclub kink are now staples of the kink scene. Yet a year-and-a-half ago the night was certainly in trouble, having lost their original home at The Cobalt.

For a time the night frankly floundered, and 2012 closed with NOIR’s future anything but certain. But then came 2013, and with it the move to Chapel Arts, and NOIR has never looked back! For Erotic Vancouver’s money there’s no better venue for sexy shenanigans and kinky cavorting than Chapel Arts!

So join NOIR front men Reive and Logik as they mark both a year at the Chapel, and just over a year since Logik’s coma and near brush with death! It’s certainly cause for celebration.

Dance the night away on either the downstairs Chapel Dancefloor or upstairs in The Rectory. Take to NOIR’s signature Front & Centre dungeon, a space brought to you by two individuals with a combined 30+ years of kink experience, not to mention that of their amazing and talented staff! This is the night you’ll find the promoters not just working the crowd, but working over a few willing victims on some of the amazing BDSM furniture supplied by Black & Blue Dungeon Equipment

If you’re going to attend remember the evening has a STRICT Fetish Dress Code! But trust us, this is a night worth dressing up for!

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January 18 Electro Swing CircusElectro Swing Circus

Where: Imperial, 319 Main Street, Vancouver
When: 9:00pm-2:00am

Circus is apparently a thing now! Which pleases EV’s editor no end, as he’s got a bit of a circus fetish truth to tell.

This circus promises to be very sexy.  Featuring Blackbery Wood, a alt-country Gypsy Circus band (we don’t know either?!) and a ton of great DJ’s including regular NOIR Fetish Ball resident Applecat, some amazing circus performanes, including an aerial hoop burlesque by Cara Milk, and more, this is a night that has to be seen and heard to be believed!

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Sunday, January 19

January 19 Kitty Nights 6th AnniversaryKitty Nights Sexy 6th Anniversary Bash

Where: The Biltmore Cabaret, 2755 Princess Street, Vancouver
When: Doors 8:00pm  Show 9:00pm

In some ways it’s hard to believe that Kitty Nights is six years old and not just going strong, but leading the way for our city’s burlesque scene. In other ways it’s hard to imagine there ever was a time without Kitty Nights, it’s become a staple of Erotic Vancouver’s events column (being our most listed event these past two years) and a Sunday night staple for those with great sexy taste.

This Sunday will be a star-studded explosion, as hosts Burgundy Brixx and The Purrrfessor welcome to the Kitty Nights stage Rita Star & Lola Frost, Nicky Ninedoors, Villainy Loveless, Voracious V, Nite Mare, and Precious Metal. In addition they’re welcoming for the first time Faye Havoc! And all of that is followed by some sexy post show dance party revelry with DJ Cherry On Top.

Get there early if you want to get in—this show will unquestionably sell out!

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Looking Ahead

F is for February and Fetish, and in 2014 Oh Fun City! is dubbing the month ahead Fetish February.

The first weekend is the Taboo Sex Show, running January 30th to February 2nd. Dubbed by many as the cities biggest dildo store, the show actually offers so much more! With 2 seminar theatres, a show stage that will be kept busy all weekend with exciting entertainment, the dungeon which features all of Vancouver’s biggest players, and in that dungeon you’ll find The Erotic Vancouver Dungeon stage!

Come look for Erotic Vancouver, which will be representing at the joint NOIR/MVK table there.

The following weekend Metro Vancouver Kink presents Westcoast Bound. Here at EV we know kink. EV editor Reive Doig has over 20 years of experience in the lifestyle, is a partner in NOIR Fetish Ball, and was co-founder of BIO, the spiritual successor to MVK, and the originators of the Vancouver Dungeon parties, so believe you me when we say that MVK is the gold standard for kink in Western Canada, not just today but ever! And while Vancouver has played host to many great kink conferences in the past, it’s MVK that’s truly put Oh Fun City! on the map internationally where BDSM is concerned.

If you go out to just one kinky event all year you’d do well to make it Westcoast Bound!

Then the weekend following there’s another weekend of fetish taking place, with Sin City’s Valentine’s Fetish Ball at Imperial, one of the two best homes fetish has found in this city.

But wait, that’s not all the fetish ball you get that weekend! The very next night NOIR Fetish Ball presents Galations: 5:19, a religious theme night in conjunction with an art show at Vancouver’s other great fetish venue, Chapel Arts.

“Now the works of the flesh are evident:  sexual immorality, impurity, sensuality, idolatry, sorcery,enmity, strife, jealousy, fits of anger, rivaries, dissensions, envy, drunkeness, orgies, and things like these. I warn you as I warned you before, that those who do such things will not inherit the Kingdom of God.” Check out the artistic interpretations and inspirations of that bible verse upstairs in Chapel’s art gallery The Rectory which doubles as NOIR’s second dance floor.

And that’s not all happening the day after Valentine’s, it’s also time for the monthly Rascal’s dungeon party! Get your kink on at the WISE Hall without all that pesky dancing, and with a damned site more equipment than you’ll find anywhere else other than MVK.

The next weekend actually looks quiet so far, though no doubt something kinky will pop up to fill the gap!

And then the final weekend in Feburary Sin City Fetish Night returns to the newly re-opened Waldorf Hotel for a full venue takeover! That’s not just the two downstairs bars and the upstairs Tiki Lounge, it’s also every single room in the hotel! It simply doesn’t get kinkier than that!

So that’s next month, the fabulously named FETISH FEBRUARY! Remember, you heard it here in Oh Fun City! first.

 

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