Hot Sexy Event: November 5-11
Well Halloween is behind us, perhaps the hottest, sexiest time of the year (sorry, Valentine’s Day) but never fear – the alt-sexuality crowd ensures that in some Vancouver is never No Fun City.
Wednesday, November 7: Fifty Shades of Say What?! It seems that everyone is turning their heads at some point or another to the fetish fan-fic phenomenon that is Fifty Shades of Grey. Monthly comedy show Say Wha?! where the performers read from some of the worst writing ever published, has individually covered the books in the trilogy. For this special show they tackle all three, Fifty Shades of Grey, Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed. Featuring host Sara Bynoe with special readers Conni Smudge, April O’Peel and Emmelia Gordon. From 8-10pm at The Cottage Bistro.
Thursday, November 8: Hard Candy “Best Chest & Package Contest.” Celebrities nightclub brings you some of the hottest go-go boys in the city every Thursday night. Think you’ve got what it takes to be one of them? Compete to win some amazing prizes from PRIAPE and $300 in cash.
Hard Candy features DJs Drew and Del Stamp playing some of the greatest hits, Top 40 and remixes. Plus did we mention the hot go-go boys?
For more details on the night visit the Facebook event listing.
If you’d like to enter the contest email email@example.com
Friday, November 9 Monday, November 12: Whistler Lifestle Takeover: The absolute Hottest and Sexiest event of the week isn’t just one night, it isn’t just two days, it’s an entire long weekend!
The 3rd Annual event sees the swingers set taking over Whistler’s Summit Lodge in it entirety, from 5pm on Friday night through until check out on Monday morning.
Daytime events include:
- wine tastings
- brewery tours
- burlesque workshops
- BDSM workshops
- Lingham Massage workshops
- female ejaculation workshops
- polyamory seminars
- PLUS many more!
The weekend’s evening highlights are:
Friday night – Welcome Party: Meet & Greet
Saturday night – Special Slut Olympics & Dance
- Sunday night – closing party at Buffalo Bills
It’s an absolute amazing event, and one of Erotic Vancover’s picks for the Hottest and Sexiest Events of the Year! There are still a few weekend passes available, so hurry if you’d like to be a part of this not to be forgotten weekend!
Saturday, November 10: Burlesque Long Form: On Friday night six of Vancouver’s most celebrated Burlesque performers will take to the RIO stage to attempt an artistic challenge set forth by producer and performer April O’Peel – to attempt to captivate the audience with a burlesque performance lasting a minimum of ten minutes!
Producer O’Peel noted that very few burlesque performers in the world were attempting to create acts as long as were standard during burlesque’s hey day, when acts regularly ran to twenty minutes. She wondered if local performers were up to the challenge of putting on something similar to what those burlesque foremothers of the past, and Dita Von Teese and a few others today, could do, and Burlesque Long Form was born.
Expect outlandish props, projections, and over the top narratives as Lola Frost, Cherry on Top, Melody Mangler, Lydia Decarllo, Nicky Ninedoors and April O’Peel rise to the occasion.
Regular readers of Erotic Vancouver will know that when it comes to BDSM education and socializing we don’t think you can do much better than MVK. They throw Vancouver’s largest BDSM play party each month at the Maritime Labour Centre, and before most parties they feature a workshop for those wishing to increase their kinky skillset.
This month’s workshop is Topping Without Tools present by locally famed kinkster River Dark. The mind, body and voice are the most basic and yet most powerful tools for sadism, domination, and passion. In this workshop River covers psychological/emotional topping, and physical topping, without the use of a toy bag. A wide variety of topics will be covered including: body language; the psychology of power dynamics; setting the scene; creating vulnerability; taking control of the head; hands, teeth and voice; slapping, punching, hitting and kicking; and more.
Running from 5-7pm admission is by donation. It’s also a great prelude to the River Dark intesive workshops being offered by MVK in December. (Provided link is to a Fetlife event listing. Membership, which is free, is required to access information on this social network for kinksters.) Details on Saturday’s seminar are also available on Fetlife.
The workshop is followed by the Vancouver Dungeon Party. Come join this exciting group of people as they set out making kinky fantasies reality. There are plenty of great events for the kinky set here in Vancouver, and MVK’s parties are always amongst the best of them.
Sunday, November 11: Costume Courting: Romancing a Masterpiece with Amber Ray. This Vancouver Burlesque Centre seminar presented by New York burlesque sensation Amber Ray is for anyone who crushes on costumes but doesn’t think they have the budget necessary for the elaborate creations that grace so many burlesque stages. Learn Amber’s DIY methods for creation, and her tried and true tips and tricks t visual magic, costume development, dying, headdresses, embellishing and how to fix and salvage damaged items. Amber brings her favorite pieces for show and tell! We may Not have $ But wooing beauty just takes pennies, time and a little creativity.
Pre-registration for this seminar is required. Please visit the Vancouver Burlesque Centre or register online.
Sunday, November 11: Sin City Military Fetish Ball! Vancouver’s longest running fetish night presents their annual celebration of all things military. One of their most popular parties of the year, if you’re the sort of person who appreciates a man or a woman in uniform then this is the party for you!
Featuring DJs Pandemonium & R-Lex, stage, cage and main room dancing, plus the play dungeon. There’s plenty to evoke the military theme of the evening, with theme decorations and visuals and a military theme photo area. Prize for best military themed fetish outfit.
The event takes place at The Electric Owl, and the night gets under way at 9pm. Admission is $9 before 10pm, or $12 afterwards.
Looking Ahead: Next week NOIR Fetish Ball holds their Final Party of 2012 on Saturday, November 17. Plus it might be one of your last chances to party in hedonistic style with the fetish set if all those Mayan Calendar watchers are right! Check out the details on Facebook or on the NOIR Fetish Ball website.
Next weekend also features the 3rd Annual Vancouver D/s Educational Intensive. The D/s stands for Domination and submission, and this weekend produced by Nubian Imp Events is always one of the highlights of the kinky calendar. This years intensive features Master Skip Chasey & slave Rick. You’ll find more details here on Facebook.
That’s it for another week’s list of Hot Sexy Events. Know of something we missed that you think should be on the list? Let us, and Vancouver, know about it in a comment below.
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