Hot Sexy Events: February 4-10

February 4, 2013 at 6:07 pm  •  Posted in Hot Sexy Events by  •  0 Comments

Well what a week it was that just passed! The Westcoast Bound Conference put on by Metro Vancouver Kink will unquestionably go down as one of the great events of this, and for that matter any, year. In most cities you’d expect things to cool down following such an amazing weekend, but here in Vancouver, and with Valentine’s Day approaching, it’s as if all the other organizers of events have decided that means it’s time to heat things up!

If you’re a first time reader of Hot Sexy Events you’ll see that the column most commonly links to one or more of three sources for more information on an event: the event’s own website, a Facebook event listing, or a Fetlife event listing. We’re sure we don’t need to explain those first two to you, but you may not be familiar with the third. Fetlife is a social network for kinksters, those into BDSM and/or fetish. It’s free to join, and a membership is required to view info on the site. While Hot Sexy Events most commonly links to Facebook or a website, since Fetlife membership is less common, because those throwing events for the kinky set are going to go where the kinky set are sometimes the only–and often the most complete–info on those events can be found there, so consider signing up if you find yourself interested in a listing that only links there.

Now without further ado, onto the week’s events!


Author Laura Antoniou

Monday, February 4: Laura Antoniou Reading
Where: Little Sisters,
1238 Davie Street, Vancouver
When: 7:00-8:30pm

Laura Antoniou is the famous author of the Marketplace series of BDSM fantasy novels. Those books were once banned in Canada, and yet through those years Little Sisters Bookstore continued to carry them. Well, now Laura is paying Little Sisters back in this special appearance following on the heels of her presenting at this past weekend’s Westcoast Bound.

Celebrate all the years of The Marketplace series of BDSM novels with a reading in support of a brand NEW collection of short stories, No Safewords: A Marketplace Fan Anthology – appearing FIRST at Little Sisters!

The evening offers an opportunity to get signed editions of other Marketplace novels and hear all about her next book, “The Killer Wore Leather”, and news of the 6th book in the Marketplace series, “The Inheritor.”

Hear excerpts from these upcoming projects and get your books autographed in this rare Canadian appearance by Laura Antoniou.


Now-February 10: WinterPRIDE in Whistler
Where: Various Venues
, Whistler, BC
When: Lots of specific times, but 24/7 if you’re partying with the right crowd!

WinterPRIDE, formerly known as Gay Ski Week, is perhaps the most fun you can have in Whistler Village with your clothes both on and off! The week is full of fabulous events, a full list of which can be found on the Gay Whistler website. Even if you don’t ski there is sure to be more than a few things (and possibly folks) you’ll want to do over the course of WinterPRIDE.


Now- February 14: Candygram for A Loving Spoonful
Where: Mailed to anywhere in Canada
When: When the mail arrives!

Looking to send someone something special for Valentine’s Day but aren’t quite sure what to get them? Want to help out a great cause this Valentine’s Day that could use a little love itself? Then have we got the Candygram for you!

This fundraiser for A Loving Spoonful, whose slogan is “No one living with AIDS should live with hunger,” gives you an opportunity to order a special Valentine’s candygram online which will then be delivered anywhere across the country. You get to pick from 150 creative and fun (and sometimes quite sexy!) Valentine’s messages, grouped into the categories of Like, Love, and Lust.

In addition to the card with your unique message your gift recipient will also get two heart shaped Purdy’s chocolates, a Yelpstick lip balm, fresh mints in a stylish tin from Yelp, and a Shamin Jewelers’ unisex love bracelet.

Hurry. A Loving Spoonful guarantees delivery on or before Valentine’s Day, but only if you order before February 6 for orders going to Eastern Canada, and February 8 for those going to Western Canada.

You’ll find all the details here.


Tuesday, February 5: An Evening with Emilie Autumn
Where: The Rio Theatre
, 1660 East Broadway, Vancouver
When: 8:00pm sharp

Interview Magazine chose her as one of their “14 Artists to Watch.” She’s done guest spots on the albums of many artists, including Billy Corgan and Metalocalypse, and is perhaps best known as Courtney Love’s “anarchy violinist.” Well now she’s back with the spotlight firmly focused on herself!

Her latest album, “OPHELIAC” and her stage show are both written in a style she calls “victoriandustrial.” As she herself describes the music and the experience, “I learnt to walk in the backstages of theatres and opera houses, amongst the beautiful chaos of costume changes, circus performers, sweaty ballerinas, dripping make-up, and far too much glitter. Then, I went mad and was locked up. What did you think that would sound like?”

A sexy circus of gothic burlesque backed by her all-girl band, The Bloody Crumpets, this truly promises to be a unique and sexy show. More details can be found on this Facebook event listing.


Wednesday, February 6: Philosopher’s Café – How/why do I love thee?
Where: False Creek Community Centre
, 1318 Cartwright Street, Granville Island
When: 7:00-9:00pm

Can love be the answer? A panacea? Can love solve all the problems emerging from human foibles, frailties, and stupidities? Is love submission to the object of love, or is it a kind of liberation from the other cares of life? “All you need is love,” goes the song, but can you eat it, wear it, and dwell in it? Do we need to share more muscular things such as compassion and aid?

Philosophers’ Café is a series of informal public discussions in libraries, cafés, and restaurants throughout Metro Vancouver. The cafés, which are open to everyone, have brought dialogue and discussion to thousands of people who are interested in exploring issues from the absurd to the sublime. To learn more about the Philosophers’ Café, please visit their website.


Friday, February 8: Science Factions! A comedy show
Where: Grandview Legion
, 2205 Commercial Drive, Vancovuer
When: 8:00pm-1:00am

Well the number of nerdlesque shows in Vancouver, that sweet and sexy mixture of burlesque and nerd humour, continues to multiply, and this new show from former Geeks After Dark  partner Tyler James Nicol is the latest offering to that sweet, sweet slice of “Oh Fun City’s” cultural pie!

This comedy show offers something a little different than most, however: not only do the hosts try to entertain the audience, they attempt to win them over! Join up with the insane yet sensible facts of NIKOLA TESLA (JJ Webb), the delightful fiction of H.G. WELLS (Tyler James Nicol), and the menacing infamy of THOMAS EDISON (Stephen W.B. Blakely Mason) not just as hosts but as your mighty leaders!

You’ll have the opportunity to don a costume representing each of these mad scientists armies, and if you visit their Facebook event listing you’ll find full details on what that costume might look like, and other science facts (and fictions) that we dare not print!


Friday, February 8: LUST – An art exhibition and rock concert
Where: Muster Studios
, 136 Powell Street, Vancouver
When: Doors at 7:30pm, Show at 8:30pm

What is lust? The worst sin imaginable or a playful indulgence? There’s no doubt about its primal appeal, but there are doubts about its consequences. Wouldn’t life be dull without a little lust?

Featuring erotic art with local artists Ari de la Mora, Michella Dobrosavljevic, Manola Valle, Jenni Holland, Amanda Smart, Jorge Sandoval, Veronica Enns and more.

With bands Tyranahorse, The Population Drops, Combine the Victorious, and an acoustic set by members of No Sinner.

You’ll find full details on their Facebook event listing.


Saturday, February 9:Lust is in the Air Valentine’s Party
Where: Club Allure
, Langely (exact address provided to attendees)
When: 8:00pm-1:00am

Club Allure celebrates Valentine’s Day in swinging style with this party combining all the cheek and sass of Cupid with all the sweetness of a Valentine.  Allure would love to tempt you with Chocolates, dippables, Cupid’s whip cream arrow shoot, scented candles, massage oil, candy hearts, and of course sweet treats added to their usual fare. You will also receive a Valentine’s Card with a number. When you meet your match go to the bar to receive a ticket. Save your ticket and at midnight there is a draw for a chance to win a sexy naughty basket.

And being Club Allure there’s always plenty of opportunity to explore those lusts the night might awaken.

You’ll find full details, including how to RSVP, on the Club Allure website.


Saturday, February 9: Sin City Valentine’s Fetish Party
Where: Red Room Ultra Bar
, 398 Richards Street, Vancouver
When: 9:00pm-3:00am

Vancouver’s longest running fetish night celebrates Valentine’s Day in style this coming Saturday night! This Saturday Valentine’s themed outfits are both appreciated and encouraged, but certainly not required!

If you are thinking of theming your costume Restricted Entertainment, presenters of Sin City, have the following recommendations for you:

  • pink / red / white
  • angel (but only small wings please! It gets crowded fast!)
  • kinky cupids & horny devils
  • fancy lingerie / full tuxedo
  • hearts / sparkles / glitter
  • anything else you can dream up!
Please remember: Sin City is a fetish event and has a STRICT Fetish Dress Code. Not permitted are plain jeans, cargo pants, briefs or boxers, t-shirts, suits and work clothes. Absolutely no street or casual wear! Lower genital nudity is not permitted. For more info on that visit the Sin City website’s dress code page.

For more info on the night visit their website or this Facebook event listing.


Sunday, February 10: Kitty Nights’ Hot & Heavy LIVE Hard Rock Burlesque
Where: The Biltmore Cabaret
, 395 Kingsway, Vancouver (Prince Edward St. Entrance)
When: 8:00pm-midnight  Show starts at 9:00pm

Canada’s most infamous burlesque night is never afraid to try something a little different, and this Sunday night that means pairing live, loud and HEAVY rock music with some steamy, sexy, seductive and edgy burlesque!

Featuring Kitty Night’s Hot & Heavy Band:

  • Denton Booth (Ham Wailin) on Guitar and Vox
  • Doug Thoms (Stomp, Fleshflower, Boston Rock Opera) on Bass and Vox
  • Stone Calisa (The Surf Messiahs) on Drums
Dancing to their hot and heavy tunes will be some of the TOP names in burlesque today: Melody Mangler, Lola Frost, Lydia DeCarlo, Burgundy Brixx, Little Miss Risk, Sparkle Plenty, Cherry OnTop, and Roxette Starr. We don’t have room to list all the accolades and awards the line up have rung up, but check out the Facebook event listing for that info and more!


Looking Ahead: 

Next Thursday, February 14, is Valentine’s Day, and what better way to celebrate being a duo than by checking out a night of great burlesque duos! Head on down to The Rio Theatre to witness some never before seen burlesque duets featuring eight of Vancouver’s top teasers. As producer and performer April O’Peel describes it “Celebrating partnership and feminine creativity, Burlesque Duos are a perfect way for singles and couples alike to celebrate Valentine’s Day.”

You’ll find more details on Burlesque Duos on their Facebook event listing.

Next Saturday NOIR Fetish Ball has their second party in their new venue, Chapel Arts. Produced by Erotic Vancouver Editor Reive Doig and famed local DJ Logik, NOIR is the fetish night that puts its kink front and centre, with a dungeon right next to the dance floor in the main room! In addition their new venue offers a second lounge with a dance floor upstairs, a suspension frame, and more nooks and crannies to explore in this former chapel and funeral parlour than you might find in some caves!

You’ll find more details on the NOIR website! If you’re going, remember to RSVP (it’s a must) either via the Facebook event listing or by emailing the promoters. (You’ll have to visit the site to find out how.)


That’s it for another week’s edition of Hot Sexy Events. Remember to check out the Erotic Vancouver Event calendar for even more of what’s happening around the city.

If you know of something you think should be on the list but isn’t let us, and all our readers, know in a comment below. And of course we’re always interested in hearing about what is hot, happening and upcoming around the city, so do drop us a line in advance with info on your sexy events!

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