8 Days of Hot Sexy Events:
The Week Ahead+ NYE
For this edition of Hot Sexy Events we bring you not just a week’s worth of the city’s best, but 8 days in order to fit in New Year’s Eve – because, after all, if you’re only now planning for how to ring in 2013 you’re behind the 8 Ball. Some of the hottest parties may already be sold out as you read this, so if you’re planning to grab tickets to one scroll down past all the Xmas week happenings and figure out where you want to go—NOW!
If you’re looking for something to do before then you’re in luck that you live in Vancouver, because while other cities’ alt-sex events might roll up the side walk and stay at home the week surrounding Xmas, here there’s no stopping us! We’ve got events listed for you for Christmas Eve, Boxing Day, and since no Saturday night would be complete without at least one sex positive party we’re happy to be able to list three that night.
And of course then there’s NYE. But what did we tell you? If you still haven’t made your New Year’s plans you need to scroll down NOW and get on it!
While not a sex-positive event per se, Trucker Disco is still positively sexy! Plus this evening is a fundraiser for a great worthy cause, YouthCO, which supports young people dealing with HIV and Hep-C.
So what is “TruckerDisco?” The folks in charge of it are glad you asked. Maybe not “disco” as you know it: Italo-disco, nu-disco, forgotten & future favourites, from Giorgio Moroder to James Murphy. Audio oddities, rare grooves, and subverted visuals, with Taffi Louis & special guests and co-conspirators the Vancouver Sisters Of Perpetual Indulgence.
And TruckerDisco is for everyone. For guys, grrls, hipsters, homos, str8s, folks of all bearish persuasions, killer moustaches, moustache riders, muff drivers, disco dancers, sweet romancers -maybe even you, too!
While Vancouver proper seems to be all quiet on the sexual front come Boxing Day (out and about, anyway, we hope many of you receive some gifts for in the bedroom) way out in the ‘burbs they’re getting it on!
Evolution Entertainment and G-Spot by Goldi Lox offer up Sex On The Beach, a night being billed as the sexiest that Langley has ever experienced. Here at Erotic Vancouver we know Goldi Lox, so frankly we believe it.
XXX costumes are highly encouraged, and everyone dressed for the boudoir is promised a special treat from G-Spot. The night also offers a mini lingerie show and more.
Arrive before 10pm to get in free and for the chance at some special deals. For more info visit their Facebook event listing.
Celebrities Nightclub has decided to do it one more time before they close for renovations in the new year.
In addition to the usual Hard Candy Go-Go Boy action, the evening begins with the It’s a New Year Drag Show at 9:30pm, presented by the Dogwood Monarchy Society (DMS). Cover is just $5, and 100% of the proceeds benefit DMS Charities.
Later DJs Drew & Zach Shore will keep the energy on the Dance floor with some of the greatest hits, Top 40 and remixes…and have we mentioned Go-Go Boys?
After the drag show the $5 cover will benefit the Greater Vancouver Food Bank, those bringing a non-perishable food item to donate receive free cover.
You’ll find the hard facts on Facebook.
Well if we here at Erotic Vancouver have learned anything this year it’s that geeky and sexy are sometimes synonymous. Here to reinforce that fact one last time in 2012 is Geekenders’ monthly variety show and party, Supervaudevillains. This time around they’re throwing a pre-New Years prom, Enchantment Under the Sea.
Dress up in your best cosplay, formal wear, or combine the two for some formal cosplay. You’ll have the chance to enter one of two costume contests during the evening, one for those in prom costumes, and a general one. And the prizes don’t stop there – there will also be Supervaudevillain Trivia and more!
Featuring performances by: Dr. T, Tawdrey Audrey, Lace Cadet, Sherry Hymen, Vesper Sephony, Nathan Fillyouin, Misty Meanor and Bullet Jill.
For more info be sure to check them out on Facebook.
Rascal’s famous BDSM Dungeon Parties hosts their biggest party of the year, their Pre-New Year’s Bash, this coming Saturday night. Dress in your fetish best and come out prepared to have some kinky fun!
This special evening features a Sinful Dessert Buffet that promises to be pure indulgence, midnight champagne and some fabulous door prizes. Plus if you were at November’s Rascal’s party remember to bring your special Rascal’s key to try unlocking Santa in Chains! If your key turns the lock you win a gift from Santa’s kinky bag.
The end of the gender conforming world is nigh! And if Gendermageddon is the mark of what the new world has to offer then it’s going to be FABULOUS!
December 21st may have marked the end of the Mayan Calendar, but Saturday December 29th marks the start of the Gayan Calendar!
Featuring drag performances by: Ponyboy, Owen, Buttah, Majik + Doug Harder, Bloody Betty, Peter Pansy, Lady Jem and special guest from Toronto, Billi Gold!
Music by DJ Miss M and DJ T.
While you’re there grab a Man Up Calendar and enjoy a new drag king each month next year.
Further information can be found on Facebook.
December 30th is the NEW New Years! Beat the crowds and the high prices and celebrate in style with the incomparable Kitty Nights Crew! There’s a reason this is Canada’s best known and most popular burlesque night, and it’s something you need to experience.
Starring an incredible array of talent, plus a midnight countdown to New Year’s EVE and a glittery dance party ’til close!
Feturing burlesque by: Lola Frost, April O’Peel, Nicky Ninedoors, and Burgundy Brixx. With go-go and more by Justine Sane, the musical stylings of DJ Cherry On Top, and all of it hosted by the very funny and very fabulous The Purrrfessor.
Greater Vancouver’s best known and best attended swingers club is doing NYE up with their usual style! The Chocolate Lover’s Ball is a decadent delight and a sweet treat for all that attend, with chocolate body paint, chocolate fountains and dippables, chocolate infused bevvies, and more.
They promise that the dance floor will be hopping as Dr Wild mashes out the latest tunes. Then at midnight, we’ll help you ring in the new year with a larger than life countdown, bubbly and complimentary party favours before finishing off the night Eden style rockin’ the club until 3am.
The dress code is sexy as you DARE in preferred Eden attire. Please do be sure to check their dress code before RSVPing.
If you want to check out the evening in swinging style you’ll find all the information you need on the Club Eden website. Hurry, though. This event is well on the way to selling out.
Looking to celebrate with some people who enjoy a special Bond? Then this NYE Club Allure is the place to be. Their specially themed party celebrates all things James Bond on the 50th Anniversary of his first appearance in film.
With special Bond themed rooms, a count down at at midnight when the “Thunderball” reaches its explosive climax. And of course this being Club Allure you’re almost certain to find more than one spy to love you!
More details on the evening can be found on the Club Allure website.
This is one of the hottest tickets in the city each and every New Year’s Eve, so of course all online advance tickets for this party have sold out. A limited number of tickets are still available in select stores, but if you’re planning on getting them you better get them FAST.
Featuring DJ’s Pandemonium and R-Lex, along with some surprise guests still to be announced. Enjoy Fetish and Burlesque stage shows by Burgundy Brixx, Lola Frost and Villainy Loveless. And of course it wouldn’t be a Sin City without the Adult Play Dungeon.
Please remember that just like every fetish night, Sin City’s Fetish New Year’s features a strict fetish dress code!
When it comes to NYE parties this is the one where you can Grin And Bear It!
If you’re looking for a party featuring some of Vancouver’s most fabulous men’s men then head on down to the Maritime Labour Centre as East Van gets RUFF.
Featuring DJ’s Brian Maier (San Francisco) and Nick Bertossi (Vancouver) laying down tracks that will keep the action on the dance floor hot and sweaty all night long! Plus no RUFF party would be complete without The Men Of Ruff to get the night started. These men sweat, dance, make out, and get dirty for your pleasure! Featuring hot local and international men of shape, hair and sexiness.
More information on RUFF: nye can be found here on Facebook.
The Revelry crew have been bringing Vancouver some of its most off beat sex-positive parties this city has ever seen. Erotic Vancouver is still talking about their performance art/dance number of sperm swimming to the Blue Danube Waltz, a la the space station docking scene in 2001 A Space Odyssey.
This party features a diverse mix of entertainment, from the thumping beats of SHINE, to the fun frivolities of The Carnival Band, and more music by DJ Plan and DJ Oker. Plus Calamity Jane, The Jingle Dangle Dancers, and the bicycle wheel of fantastic great luck, and and AND a chocolate fountain!
This is also one of the best deals you’ll find going this NYE, with the first 113 tickets going for only $13, and thereafter $20. Plus cheap drinks all night long.
Go get lucky!
You’ll find everything you need to know here on Facebook.
And that wraps up another week, and our first year, of Erotic Vancouver’s Hot Sexy Events. Just like every week we invite you to let us know about any events you think should have made the list, which we may have missed, in the comments below. In particular let us know about any sex positive events happening on New Year’s Eve and we’ll try to update the list with that information as the week goes on.
From all of us here, thank you for making 2012 the year that Erotic Vancouver broke out to become the city’s trusted source for sex positive information, news and event listings! We’re looking forward to an even more successful 2013.
Now go enjoy the rest of what holiday season has to offer. Kinky Christmas to all of you, and a Happy Ending New Year!