Normally we try to space our list of Hot Sexy Events out throughout the whole week, but sometimes a weekend comes along just so chock-a-block-full of great happenings that the regular, weekly, bi-weekly or monthly events happening Sunday-Thursday need to await another week to get listing.
Saturday night is just such a night!
So excuse the lack of listings throughout the week as a whole – there are some events out there, you’ll just have to look a little harder to find them. Might we recommend checking out The Erotic Vancouver Event Calendar? And meanwhile start planning to make some hard decisions on Saturday night!
Happening All Month
Kink Cares Winter Charity Drive
Tis the season for giving, and Vancouver’s alt-sex communities have opened their kinky hearts to provide to those less fortunate than themselves. Begun in 2010, Kink Cares is actually a continuation of a blanket drive begun more than a decade earlier by Scott Peters, who also happens to be one of EV’s newest columnists. The goal of the drive is to provide warm blankets and jackets to the Lookout Aid Society, which will then distribute them to the homeless. If blankets are suitable for outdoor use (we’ll tell you which ones are) then they’ll be given to those individuals unable to get into a shelter, or who do not want to access one; blankets unsuitable for outdoor use (cotton and cotton blend ones, for instance) can be used in Lookout’s shelters.
This year Kink Cares is the biggest endeavour it’s been yet, with Club Eden, Den of Pleasure, House of Secrets, Metro Vancouver Kink, and NOIR Fetish Ball (and their NOIR Presents nights too) all participating.
If you’re going to donate a blanket it ideally should be a synthetic one. Wool ones are great too, but they are prohibitively expensive. Cotton and cotton blend blankets do not retain warmth once wet, and actually can cool the body, making them dangerous for use in this weather by the homeless.
Upcoming events where you can drop off blankets are:
House of Secrets – Friday, December 6
NOIR Presents Combichrist – Saturday, December 7
MVK: A Taste of Kink – Saturday, December 7
MVK Dungeon Party – Saturday, December 7
Club Eden Naughty or Nice XMas Party – Saturday, December 7
NOIR Fetish Ball Masquerade NYE – Tuesday, December 31
Club Eden New Years Masquerade Ball – Tuesday, December 31
This Ain’t Yo Mumma’s Bingo
Where: The Pint, 455 Abbot Street, Vancouver
We listed it last week, but given their new night and location we thought This Ain’t Yo Mumma’s Bingo warranted a repeat appearance on the list. Plus who are we to say no to two of Vancouver’s funniest ladies?
We could tell you why you should head on down to The Pint on Monday, but instead we’ll let the evenings hosts tell you themselves.
“This Ain’t Yo Mumma’s Bingo is moving on up!!! It’s been a fun and exciting ball groping year for us at Hyde restaurant, but we’re ready for a change. Variety is key for a happy (bingo-read sex-)life, so we’re shifting location and day to bring you better dirty bingo, the dirty bingo you deserve! Now with even more great prizes and more booze give aways! Plus as your bawdy babe hosts Villainy Loveless and Just Call Her Heather are always looking out for your pocketbook, may we also take this moment to inform you that we’ll be serving $1 Nathan’s famous mini dogs as well as $1 an ounce wine and $4.50 boots(single).”
Every Monday, with prizes every game, and some of the craziest bingo you’ll ever experience. Plus experience their “Magic Balls.” When one is drawn you can expect funny, silly and sexy things to happen, offering you a chance to win bonus prizes and free drinks!
The action gets under way at 9pm, but get there early to ensure you get a good table.
More details can be found on Facebook.
Wednesday, December 4
Poly 101 Discussion – Open Mic Night
Where: Yaggers Pub, 433 West Pender Street
With the holiday season fast approaching and with people running this, that and the other way getting ready for work functions, family functions, present buying, and everything else that goes along with the craziness that is the holiday season, the Poly 101 Group isn’t anticipating the usual horde that comes to their bi-monthly discussion. That said, there’s still some interest in having a discussion this month, so that’s just what they’re going to do. But rather than setting a topic, as they do most months, they instead encourage everyone (and yes, that means YOU!) to arrive with a topic or question to talk about.
With no specific topic to discuss this month, past attendees are encouraged to bring anything and everything that’s been on the tip of their tongues for the past few discussions, but that they may have felt was appropriate for that month’s topic.
If you’ve been thinking of checking out the Poly 101 Discussions, which is open to all who are into or interested in polyamory, but were daunted by such a big gathering this might be the perfect time for you to check them out, at this smaller (dare we say, more intimate) gathering.
And of course if you’ve been to a Poly 101 Discussion before you already know what a great and welcoming group of people it attracts.
As always the discussion will be held at Yagger’s Pub located at 433 West Pender St. The groups meets in a private back room, so when you come in just head to the back. People begin arriving bout 6pm, and the discussion gets under way at 630.
So if you’re interested check it out. And of course, since it’s a poly group, feel free to bring a friend!
G-Spot & Female Ejaculation Seminar
Where: The Art of Loving, 1819 W. 5th Avenue, Vancouver
When: 7:30pm start
Vancouver’s sex shop of an artistic and educational bend presents one of their most popular seminars. Think the G-Spot is a myth? Well you won’t after attending this evening!
Through diagrams, video demonstrations, and some stimulation conversation you’ll learn more about where your or your partner’s G-Spot can be found, how to stimulate it, and what positions work best for stimulating it and achieving female ejaculation.
Plus if you find a toy that you think might work best for stimulating yours (or her’s) you’ll get a discount if you purchase it this evening.
For more information visit the seminar write up on The Art Of Loving website.
Saturday, December 7
A Taste of Kink & MVK Dungeon Party
Where: Maritime Labour Centre, 1880 Triumph Street, Vancouver
When: A Taste of Kink 4:30-7:30pm Dungeon Party 8:00pm-1:00am
Metro Vancouver Kink, presenters of the city’s best known and best attended dungeon parties, and the gold standard for kink in our city in the opinion of Erotic Vancouver, hosts this afternoon sampler of BDSM play. Whether your brand new to kink and wondering what is out there, or if you’re a relatively experience player wanting to try something new, this afternoon promises to deliver.
Rope suspension, violet wand electrical play, mummification, fire play, cupping, whips, floggers and more are all on this sensual smorgasbord of delights!
All this is followed by the monthly MVK Dungeon Party beginning at 8pm.
Bettie Page Reveals All (Authorized Biography) – Canadian Premiere
Where: The Rio Theatre, 1660 Broadway, Vancouver
When: 7:00pm Daily until December 10th
Erotic Vancouver has been waiting some time to see this movie, and we’re extra excited that the best little theatre in Canada is showcasing it’s Canadian premiere! Starring the world’s greatest pinup model and cult icon, Bettie Page, recounts the true story of how her free expression overcame government witch-hunts to help launch America’s sexual revolution.
Through narrating her own life story, Bettie Page recounts how her unabashed sexual expression and sexually provocative fetish poses set the stage for the 1960s sexual revolution and ushered in a modern era in fashion and pop culture. As a woman in an era when women were second-class citizens, Bettie Page was continually knocked down throughout her life. But, by her strength of character, she always picked herself back up to become the world’s greatest pinup model and international sex icon.
Featuring commentary from Hugh Hefner, Dita Von Tease, Tempest Storm, Perez Hilton to name a few…also includes iconic and rare photographs and film loops, including unseen images from private collections.
Eden’s Xmas Snow Party
Where: Club Eden, New Westminster (exact address available to attendees)
The lower mainlands best known swingers event celebrates Christmas with a party where it’s time to really show Santa who was naughty and who was nice this year!
Dress up in your sexiest holiday attire, be it a sexy Santa suit, a fallen angel, naughty elf, or festive reds and greens, or forego the costume in favour of “preferred Eden attire.” Visit the naughty bar for a chance to win a free evening at Club Eden.
Please note that it is necessary to RSVP for this party even if you do know the location of Club Eden already. You are allowed to attend one Club Eden party on a temporary membership, and that after that you’ll need to purchase an annual membership. Trust us, it’s worth it!
You’ll find more information here on the Club Eden Calendar.
NOIR Presents Combichrist Old School DJ Set
Where: Chapel Arts, 304 Dunlevy Street, Vancouver
Legendary Norwegian aggrotech band Combichrist returns to Vancouver for two nights, a DJ set on Saturday night at Chapel Arts, followed by their Live Old School Set the following evening at Venue. NOIR, Vancouver’s kinkiest promoters, and the minds behind the NOIR Fetish Ball, have teamed up with Crowsnest to make this exciting weekend possible.
Now normally a music show or DJ night wouldn’t make the Hot Sexy List, but the night also happens to be the birthday party for one of the NOIR partners, Reive. There will be a dungeon upstairs, and fetish attire is certainly welcome at the night, though not required to attend. Besides, when one of the front men for Vancouver’s hottest fetish night, the co-founder of BIO and the Vancouver Dungeon parties that still run 13 years later (albeit now done by MVK), Sin City’s original dungeon monitor, and co-founder and managing editor of Erotic Vancouver has a birthday party you know it’s going to be one sexy kinky night!
Sunday, December 8
Kitty Nights Cramp-Us Party
Where: The Biltmore, 2755 Prince Street, Vancouver
Kitty Nights continues their doubly unique holiday tradition, pairing Krampus Day with THE CRAMPS!
Hosted by the inimitable The Purrrfessor, and with a veritable bevy of burlesque babes who fill their Christmas stockings more than admirably: Voracious V, Camero Luvroc, Justine Sane, Dolly Dynamite, Georsha Gal, and Velvet Von Doff.
Plus their’s mid show Go-Go by Spooksy De Lune, and it’s all followed by a dance party with DJ Cherry On Top.
Now that’s a holiday tradition we can get behind! You’ll find all the details on Facebook.